The Tarvunty is the Holy Text of Tarvuism. It was dictated in Tarvish (Classical Tarvunian) by Lord Tarvu to his friend, the proffet Amzamiviram, who translated it into five languages.

A group of Tarvunties, including (bottom of pile on left) the famous 'Glory to Amzamiviram' edition, 1856.

The Tarvunty consists of a great many books, some of which have yet to have been discovered.

• B*g*nn'ngs - the creation of the two universes
• Q*est'ons - why are we here? Why are not here? Why would we have been there? Questions on daily philopophy
• N*rr*t'ves - Stories pertaining to honour, and humourous lyrics
• D*l'mmas - Which river should a blind man cross if a deaf lady is on the other side, etc.
• D*cis'ons - Should one say yes or no? When to say yes or no? Daily decision making
• C'ntr*dict'ons - A treatise on life's contradictions
• Pr*ff'ts - Stories of the lives of the great Tarvuist proffets
• P*nty-h'ynu - Details regarding the practice of Penty-haynu. Includes diagrams
• J*urn'ls - Tarvu's daily diary from the age of 16-20 - Discusses the onset of a very late puberty
• P*ety - prayers
• Cl*cks - Time-telling methods
• N*rchun'ssaar - How to make Narchunassaar, and the best time to do so
• T*rtun'ssaar - As above
• V*rbun'saar - The way to dress, Tarvuist style
• N*mb'rs - A collection of facts and figures relating to numbers. I.e 'there are 5 number 9's in the number 99999'
• L*cky Nu*mb'rs - As above but all to do with the number 8
• *nsw'rs - Answers to all questions left unanswered so far in the Tarvunty
• M*re *nsw'rs - Basically Answers continued.
• B*lls - Treatise on bell-making and ringing
• P*r'doxes - Tarvuist paradoxes
• Abl*t'ons - Pertaining to matters of the toilet
• W*tn'sses - Holy Tarvuists who have witnessed great things, i.e Alvinni the Martyr
• C*incid'nces - Tarvu bumped into himself on Ralfinty Island, when he least expected it etc.
• C*me-*pp'nces - Those who have crossed Tarvu, and what happened to them
• M*sings - Thoughts on life in general
• Irr'tat'ons - Things that have annoyed Tarvu (such as stomach cramp)
• F*llies - Little jokes
• R*c'pes - Tarvuist meals - how to make them
• P*n'caeum (the Book of Medicines) - Natural remedies
• F*shion - A replica of Virbunasaar, but written in capital letters
• M*r'ls I - Tarvuist morals
• M*r'ls II - As above
• Gh*sts - A personal reflection written by Amzamiviram on ghosts he has met
• Fe*l'ngs - Tarvu discusses various feelings he has had in his life. The greatest proportion is devoted to shyness
• W*rs I - Tales of terrible battles witnessed by Tarvu
• W*rs II As above, contd.
• Pr*p'rty - How to keep a good house. Tips on buying a house
• F*'ls - Idiots Tarvu has met
• M*st'kes - Errors committed by Tarvu (very short book)
• *n'mals - Early zoology
• M*nst'rs - Amzamiviram muses on possible monsters that might have existed
• Pl*ys - Three plays written jointly with Amzamiviram: 'He is the Light' 'And they Bowed Down' and 'Handmaiden in Love'
• M*nn'rs - Tarvunian etiquette
• H**v'ns - Details on the afterlife
• R*fl*cti'ns - A collection of memoirs
• Disagr*em'nts - A list of every time someone had disagreed with Tarvu and how he was proved right
• H*lid'ys - Writings on the various vacations and short breaks Tarvu took
• A Treatise on Succesful Irrigation Systems

In addition to the books comprising the Tarvunty, Tarvu wrote some other, non-spiritual works.

• Doppi-nidoppinarvu I-IV (roughly tr., 'Criticisms') - a selection of reviews of musicians, plays and other entertainments that Tarvu witnessed.

• Bellimentiharbu ('Bellmanship' ) - a treatise on bell design, written with Amzamiviram, which predicted the use of the bell in the 'telic-fPhonic Devise'. (Illustration below).