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The Tarvunical Commission

It is completely unknown as to what The Tarvunical Commission does. All that is known is that it comprises roughly 30 Tarvuists. Where they meet and when is a mystery.

T.P.K. Henson - former Tarvuist and now arch critic of the religion - made an outrageous claim in 1990 that the Commission was in fact made up of 'masturbators'. He was sued by the Givil.

Above: This 18th century German document is the earliest recorded written proof of the existence of the Tarvunical Commission. Unfortunately, no details of its actual workings are revealed, only a note for an 'order of 20 wheels of good German cheese.'

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