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Watch a special message from the Head of the Givil

Watch a message from the Leader of Modern Tarvuism, High Pri'stm'nty Jon-John Torvakian.

This special message was recorded at the Holy Headquarters of Tarvuism, The Givil. For safety reasons, the location of this building (or buildings) has to be kept secret.

An actor's voice has been used to protect His Holimuntiness's identity. A body double has also been used.

Tarvuists Believe

  • Tarvu is our Lord God
  • There are two universes
  • The Tarvunty is the Holy Book
  • We should all "be nice"
  • Men and women are equal (to each other)
  • Tarvu's Prayer should be said every day
  • Octopuses are holy creatures
  • Everyone has an invisible guardian from Universe A.