http://www.tarvu.com/wiki/ 2010-05-28T11:01:34+01:00 http://www.tarvu.com/wiki/ http://www.tarvu.com/wiki/lib/images/favicon.ico text/html 2010-05-27T10:41:29+01:00 amzamiviram http://www.tarvu.com/wiki/doku.php?id=prophecies_of_tarvu&rev=1274953289&do=diff Parchments, dictated by Tarvu to Amzamiviram. They purported to “predict everything that would happen, for ever”. (Pr*D'T**ns, 0,99-a.4) Some notable predictions contained therein: * The invention and demise of Concorde * The exact date of Albert Einstein's puberty text/html 2010-05-27T10:15:06+01:00 amzamiviram http://www.tarvu.com/wiki/doku.php?id=tarvu&rev=1274951706&do=diff Tarvu (sometimes referred to as Lord Tarvu, Our Saviour, Master of The Tarvunty, His Brilliance, Giver of the Word, Giver of Words, Tebbu, Thebbu, Thaddu, Ah-Haut, Tinvu, Tarh-Shenty, Sheppartarvi, Mr. Invisible, Tarvoobi, Mr. 9, His Loveliness, Friend of Amzamiviram, Octunatatov, The Dude, Uvrab, The Non-Worrier, The Negative Barvu, Saviour of the Seas, Lord Belly-Fonty, Octish Warrior, Lord of Octopuses, The King of Sex, He-Him, Mike Fantastic, The Tipperarian) came to Earth (Erbu) 3,000 to 3,… text/html 2009-02-18T16:16:38+01:00 amzamiviram http://www.tarvu.com/wiki/doku.php?id=sobby&rev=1234973798&do=diff Sobby, the half-human, half-octopus prostitute, displays his wares to passersby. The story of Sobby, a wretched member of the mongrel Humapus or 'jelly-legs' caste of octopoid humans (Homo Cephalopodus), is well-known in Tarvuism. In ancient Baalb, octopuses were prized by men for giving a peculiarly intense sexual experience, and many men preferred using them to even the most beautiful human prostitutes, even though they were often far pricier. Some men even married octopuses who had previousl… text/html 2009-02-18T16:15:22+01:00 amzamiviram http://www.tarvu.com/wiki/doku.php?id=the_adventures_of_inspector_sobby&rev=1234973722&do=diff Inspector Sobby, voiced by Gérard Depardieu. A popular children's cartoon series which has appeared on Télévision Française 1 since 1985. Its eponymous character is a half-human, half-octopus who squirts ink on his foes. He is clearly based on the Apoffle Sobby, although in the cartoon the character does not have any history of prostitution. text/html 2009-02-18T16:02:57+01:00 amzamiviram http://www.tarvu.com/wiki/doku.php?id=bellih&rev=1234972977&do=diff Bellih in later life, separating the milk from a flask of tea with his mind. Son of Tellih, a baker, who wanted his son to take over the family bakery. However Bellih did not have his father's natural gift for bread, and under Bellih's management the bakery closed a number of times due to the customers contracting food poisoning from the poorly-prepared bread and manfi cakes, and in most cases giving the customers severe diarrohea. After Bellih pulled his father's decapitated head from a well,…