http://tarvu.com/wiki/ 2026-04-18T18:40:54+00:00 http://tarvu.com/wiki/ http://tarvu.com/wiki/lib/tpl/tarvupedia/images/favicon.ico text/html 2013-02-08T20:18:54+00:00 amzamiviram (amzamiviram@undisclosed.example.com) http://tarvu.com/wiki/doku.php?id=tarvunty&rev=1360354734&do=diff The Tarvunty The Tarvunty is the Holy Text of Tarvuism. It was dictated in Tarvish (Classical Tarvunian) by Lord Tarvu to his friend, the proffet Amzamiviram, who translated it into five languages. [A group of Tarvunties] A group of Tarvunties, including (bottom of pile on left) the famous 'Glory to Amzamiviram' edition, 1856. text/html 2013-02-08T20:16:50+00:00 amzamiviram (amzamiviram@undisclosed.example.com) http://tarvu.com/wiki/doku.php?id=n_mb_rs&rev=1360354610&do=diff The Book of N*mb'rs This article is part of a series of entries on books of the Tarvunty. Please consider expanding it by adding your own interpretation of N*mb'rs The Book of N*mb'rs is a collection numbers which were either popular during Tarvu's time Known Numbers text/html 2013-02-08T20:04:34+00:00 amzamiviram (amzamiviram@undisclosed.example.com) http://tarvu.com/wiki/doku.php?id=liars_paradox&rev=1360353874&do=diff The Liar's Paradox A typical liar Statement of the Paradox This paradox is so simple that even a baby can't understand it. The set up is not complex and requires little formal training in logic: * This statement is false. Appearance in the Book of P*r'doxes text/html 2013-02-08T19:49:39+00:00 amzamiviram (amzamiviram@undisclosed.example.com) http://tarvu.com/wiki/doku.php?id=biggimus_bolderous&rev=1360352979&do=diff Biggimus Bolderous The paradox is often stated in a simplistic fashion: Q: Can Tarvu create a bolder so big that even he cannot move it? Usage This paradox was used to stop the trial of Socrates right before the jury accused him of poisoning the minds of the youth. Tarvu and Socrates were the best of friends in their time but by the time Tarvu reached his friend's abode Socrates had already drunk from the hemlock-poisoned urn, taking his life in the process. text/html 2013-02-08T19:45:30+00:00 amzamiviram (amzamiviram@undisclosed.example.com) http://tarvu.com/wiki/doku.php?id=tarvu_now&rev=1360352730&do=diff Tarvu -- NOW! Tarvu -- NOW! is a childrens' animated series depicting the adventures of Tarvu and his mystic friend, George Harrison (a.k.a. Jazzy George) Series Length Tarvu -- NOW! ran into funding challenges its first week of animating and thus was never fully produced. The animating sessions resulted in a scrambled mix of flashing colors accompanied by audio of Tarvu and George yelling drunkenly at prostitutes. text/html 2013-02-08T19:34:00+00:00 amzamiviram (amzamiviram@undisclosed.example.com) http://tarvu.com/wiki/doku.php?id=the_fowl_and_the_egg&rev=1360352040&do=diff The Fowl and the Egg An egg wench from 2980 BC attempting, foolishly, to solve the paradox. Little did she know she would be called a witch and burned at the stake for attempting such foolishness. Summary of the Paradox The chicken or the egg causality dilemma is commonly stated as text/html 2013-02-08T19:25:46+00:00 amzamiviram (amzamiviram@undisclosed.example.com) http://tarvu.com/wiki/doku.php?id=p_r_doxes&rev=1360351546&do=diff The Book of P*r'doxes This article is part of a series of entries on books of the Tarvunty. Please consider expanding it by adding your own interpretation of P*r'doxes The Book of P*r'doxes is a collection of fables commonly told by Tarvu to the various enemies he encounters throughout the Tarvunty in efforts to confuse them and, in a number of instances, secure gold from them (notably that time when Tarvu counted to a thousand in front of a crowd). The book is incomplete which is itself a p… text/html 2013-02-08T17:31:07+00:00 amzamiviram (amzamiviram@undisclosed.example.com) http://tarvu.com/wiki/doku.php?id=cornucopiaec_wars&rev=1360344667&do=diff The Cornucopiaec Wars The Cornucopiaec Wars is an on-going battle in Universe A. Inhabitants of Universe A are forced to participate once every greebance (about 50 earth years) and for the duration of the fight (half a greebance) warriors must attempt to club each other to death using only what we now know to be cornucopia. text/html 2013-02-08T17:23:37+00:00 amzamiviram (amzamiviram@undisclosed.example.com) http://tarvu.com/wiki/doku.php?id=faces_of_the_brave&rev=1360344217&do=diff Faces of the Brave Faces of the Brave was a rite of passage of all young tarvunian children undertook in the old days of scripture. It involved all the adults of a slum gathering in a large ring around children (usually ages 23-24) of the slum and laughing at them because they were still living at home with their parents and could not get relationship partners (girlfriends/boyfriends in J*urn'ls and onward). This usually resulted in one (sometimes more) of the children getting their lives toget… text/html 2013-02-08T17:13:18+00:00 amzamiviram (amzamiviram@undisclosed.example.com) http://tarvu.com/wiki/doku.php?id=gurtturs&rev=1360343598&do=diff Gurtturs Gurtturs is an archaic spelling of the modern day word, “gutter.” [A modern day gurttur or "gutter"] Things, such as water or possible faecaes (mod: feces) would pass through these unintelligible series of metal tubes. Note that “gurtturs” is both the singular and plural form of the word as the word was coined long before the word text/html 2013-02-08T16:18:40+00:00 amzamiviram (amzamiviram@undisclosed.example.com) http://tarvu.com/wiki/doku.php?id=yulsen_the_devout&rev=1360340320&do=diff Yulsen the Devout Devout Tarvuist Priestmunty, probably born in Morocco c. 2975 BC. Yulsen spread the word of Tarvuism through his energetic speeches, accompanied by fire-eating and mass-water drinking (it was said that Yulsen could drink an entire barrel of water in under 10 seconds).