[[t.p.k._henson]]
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| Henson has since become something of a 'hate figure' to Tarvuists the world over. This is hardly surprising, as he has written a series of inflammatory books - beginning with the inflamatory 'T.A.R.V.U: The Anti Religion Vandals Unit' in 1987 - that attacked the religion, its [[beliefs]] and followers. Henson claimed financial irregularities amongst the organisation (although this has never been proved and indeed Henson lost a large court case with the [[Givil]] regarding this matter in 1996). More famously he claimed that [[Tarvu]]'s real name was Abli-Telvit, and that he was actually just a shepherd and not the Lord. Furthermore, he claimed that Abli-Telvit (or [[Tarvu]]) murdered a man called Thibbes, who was a cow-herder. He also suggested that [[Tarvu]] preached the gospel of 'constant masturbation', and that [[The Tarvunical Commission]] was made up of 'a hotchpotch of masturbators'. | Henson has since become something of a 'hate figure' to Tarvuists the world over. This is hardly surprising, as he has written a series of inflammatory books - beginning with the inflamatory 'T.A.R.V.U: The Anti Religion Vandals Unit' in 1987 - that attacked the religion, its [[beliefs]] and followers. Henson claimed financial irregularities amongst the organisation (although this has never been proved and indeed Henson lost a large court case with the [[Givil]] regarding this matter in 1996). More famously he claimed that [[Tarvu]]'s real name was Abli-Telvit, and that he was actually just a shepherd and not the Lord. Furthermore, he claimed that Abli-Telvit (or [[Tarvu]]) murdered a man called Thibbes, who was a cow-herder. He also suggested that [[Tarvu]] preached the gospel of 'constant masturbation', and that [[The Tarvunical Commission]] was made up of 'a hotchpotch of masturbators'. | ||
| - | In 1990, during a live radio interview with London radio station, LBC, Henson made the outrageous claim that the Great Chabernackle had not been a great temple, rather a large brothel. | + | In 1990, during a live radio interview with London radio station, LBC, Henson made the outrageous claim that the Great [[Chabernackle]] had not been a great temple, rather a large brothel. |
| Two days after the broadcast Henson was attacked by dogs, unleashed by [[Florian Jutburg]], a Belgian dog trainer. Henson needed weeks of reconstructive surgery to his bottom and groin, and successfully sued Jutburg for £300,000. The dogs were destroyed. | Two days after the broadcast Henson was attacked by dogs, unleashed by [[Florian Jutburg]], a Belgian dog trainer. Henson needed weeks of reconstructive surgery to his bottom and groin, and successfully sued Jutburg for £300,000. The dogs were destroyed. | ||
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| ===== Bibliography: ===== | ===== Bibliography: ===== | ||
