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+====== High Pri'stm'nty Jon-John Torvakian ======
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+// The official portrait of H. P. J-J T'v'k'n.//
+The holiest man in modern [[Tarvuism]], High Pri'stm'nty Jon-John Torvakian is Head of the [[Givil]] (or Givil Meni-hentu), which he has presided over since 1990.
+Not much is known about Torvakian, and a clear photograph of his face has never been published.
+Torvakian is believed to live in either Zurich (Switzerland), Baltimore, San Diego, Clermond Ferrand (France), Milan, Jeddah (Saudi Arabia) or Aylesbury in southern England.
+For security reasons, the [[Tarvuist]] Church routinely uses actors and body-doubles to portray Torvakian. Perhaps because of this, some critics of [[Tarvuism]], such as [[T.P.K. Henson]] maintain that he does not exist, or that he is actually somebody else.
+In the UK, The Times newspaper published a story in June 1998 claiming that Torvakian was, in fact, three German women.  The [[Givil]] flatly denied this claim.