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+ | ====== The Barvunty ====== | ||
+ | Allegedly written by [[Barvu]] himself (during the time when [[Tarvu]] became [[Barvu]]), the Barvunty sets out [[Barvuist]] rules for living. Written from left to right and backwards, the Barvunty was actually most probably written some time after [[Tarvu]] left the Earth. Most scholars attribute this work to a [[Barvuist]] named ' | ||
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+ | Whoever the true author may be, the Barvunty remains an extremely turgid book, full of spelling mistakes, grammatical errors (for example, there is no punctuation whatsoever) and curse words. | ||
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+ | The book is made up of 3 separate books: | ||
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+ | - Barvil; which deals with behaviour towards others (including a set of swear words to be applied to your parents) | ||
+ | - Barvus; which deals with issues of finance, suggesting one steals, and commits arson in order to get rich. | ||
+ | - Barvalliton; | ||
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+ | The original Barvunty was written in horse and (some have said) human excrement. Copies of the Barvunty are still on sale today in certain bookshops, but thankfully, are now printed in ink. | ||
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+ | Above: 1845 edition of The Barvunty (bearing the likeness of [[Hal-Huntl Mukburl]], a controversial Dutch Barvuist) |