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 +====== Barvu ======
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 +//Was this what Barvu looked like? Probably not, but this image of Barvu was used to sell cigarettes, known as 'Barvaccos' in Mexico at the turn of the 20th century.//
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 +Also known as Barvil, Bunbun, Barhutty, Uvrat, The Undecider, Brumhubst, Decode 9, Sserill, Earl B, The Decalibrator, Unvilh, Umvilh, Invitrion, Hul-Jiv-Mon-Mon-Barvaqqian, The Risible Decrimination Unifier, the Twenty Third, Nuxx-Noxx-Fiddy-Fantaastum, Sutton Bill.
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 +[[Tarvu]]'s evil alter ego that emerged when [[Tarvu]] turned [[23]]. Sick of fickle people, and their greed, [[Tarvu]] turned his back on all that was good and became Barvu, (lit. trans. 'Lord of all that is slanted')
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 +For one year Barvu wreaked havoc accross much of the region, causing floods, volcanoes to erupt, birds to drop from the sky and gold prices to plummet. 
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 +His motto was the exact opposite of his motto as [[Tarvu]]. It was 'Numfitty noonah' or 'Don't [[be nice]]'.
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 +From Barvu emerged a new cult (some modern day adherents term it a religion) named [[Barvuism]]. [[Barvuism]] espoused pretty much all that is bad in the world, such as a lack of personal hygiene, extra marital affairs, noise pollution, lewd dancing, gambling and over-eating.
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 +Unfortunately [[Barvuism]] has survived to this day, and from the late 1960s on, became something quite 'fashionable'. The pop group, The Rolling Stones flirted with [[Barvuism]] for a while, whereas the singer and drummer, [[Phil Collins]] is a well-known and active [[Barvuist]] to this day.
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 +The [[Barvuist]] 'holy' book is called the [[Barvunty]].

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