====== The Sril Martlin Brothers ======
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//Above: The official Tarvuist image of the Sril Martlin brothers.// 


Identical twin brothers, Linton and Linterm Sril Martlin (b 1953) are Vice Heads (or 'Givil mahetma-henny-hen-hutty-hoonah') of the [[Givil]]. 

Born in Canada and Norway, Linton and Linterm are extremely close to [[High Pri*stm*nty Jon-John Torvakian]]. Linterm is slightly closer, as he reports to [[High Pri*stm*nty Jon-John Torvakian|Torvakian]] on a thrice daily basis, whilst his brother, Linton, does so only twice daily. In addition, Linterm is said to dine with [[High Pri*stm*nty Jon-John Torvakian|Torvakian]] on Tuesdays and Thursdays, whereas Linton does so only on alternate Thursdays (and High Holy Days). However, Linton is reputed to share the same chauffeur as [[High Pri*stm*nty Jon-John Torvakian|Torvakian]] ([[Jeff Hunt]], who is also known as 'Section 101'), whilst Linterm is driven by a man known as 'Section 103'.  Linterm on the other hand, travels often with [[High Pri*stm*nty Jon-John Torvakian|Torvakian]] in his private jet, as Linton is allegedly terrified of flying. In addition, Linterm swims with [[High Pri*stm*nty Jon-John Torvakian|Torvakian]] at weekends, whilst Linton swims alone. However [[High Pri*stm*nty Jon-John Torvakian|Torvakian]] and Linton are tennis partners, as it is believed that [[High Pri*stm*nty Jon-John Torvakian|Torvakian]] vowed never to play tennis with Linterm after Linterm reportedly cheated during a match (hiding a ball). [[High Pri*stm*nty Jon-John Torvakian|Torvakian]] is Tarvuic Father to Linterm's triplets, Mintob, Mintan and Hilrastium, but not so with Linton, who does not have any children, despite being married to the same woman, Loretta Haynes, 7 times in 22 years. 

Linton and Linterm act as official 'go-betweens' between [[High Pri*stm*nty Jon-John Torvakian|Jon-John]] and the [[Givil]], and help the flow of information between the two. 

In June 2008 Linton was rushed to hospital after swallowing a box of matches. He made a full recovery.