====== The Quarterly Amzamiviram Dependence Unit ====== The Quarterly Amzamiviram Dependence Unit (or Q.A.D.U) is devoted entirely to the study of the life and works of the [[proffet]] [[Amzamiviram]]. Q.A.D.U comprises [[Tarvuist]] scholars and priestmunties who meet quarterly all over the world (usually in Rotterdam) to debate [[Amzamiviram]]ic law. The group is led by Mothermunty Pelleb Pelle-Moiti, a Ghanian Tarvuist who was made famous through her discovery of [[Amzamiviram]]'s silk handkerchief (with which he famously dried his eyes, during Tarvu's second 'execution') in a crypt in the outskirts of Oslo. The handkerchief was famously stolen from Pelle-Moiti's [[chabernackle]] by handkerchief thief Bill Bunn in 1997, but returned after Bunn had a dream in which Barvu appeared before him, congratulating him on his theft. Racked by guilt, Bunn turned himself in to the police, before throwing himself off a building onto a moving train. Miraculously Bunn survived, pretty much unscathed, and rather ironically, is now himself a member of the Quarterly Amzamiviram Dependence Unit. Since this article went to press, Bill Bunn has been ejected from QADU, following allegations of theft. {{:quarterly_amzamiviram.jpg|}} //Above: Amzamiviram's silk handkerchief, now on display in the Rotterdam National Museum. Note the original tear and mucus marks. //