====== Proffets of Tarvuism ======

There are several Tarvuist proffets (prophets), namely:

[[Amzamiviram]] - [[Tarvu]]'s best friend, and scribe of the [[Tarvunty]]. He is much revered, and the [[Bellmunty]] in every [[chabernackle]] is dedicated to his memory.

[[Binni]] - [[Tarvu]]'s beautiful wife. Not much is known of her. However she is meant to have been the most beautiful woman that ever lived and shall ever live. According to [[Alvinni the Martyr]] "her natural perfume was ravishing" (Alvinni's Beautiful Memoirs). As a woman, she is sometimes referred to as a 'Proffetini' (prophetess).

[[Oobu]] - Sometimes called a [[Proffet]], although certain chabernackles, merely refer to him as the Holy Octopus.

'Headless Handini' - Ancient proffet, who was gifted in magic. It was claimed that he could make anything disappear, including the entire universe.

Unt-macklefenty - Was said to have given [[Tarvu]] bread and water, when he was lost in the desert whilst out on a hiking trip. According to scripture, Unt-macklefenty actually gave up his last food and drink, and perished hours later. When [[Tarvu]] heard this, he promised Unt-macklementy's wife, Int-mickleminity, that he would look after her and her 9 children. This he did, sending her a basket of food each month for the rest of her life. Because of Unt-macklementy's selfless act, he became one of the chief Tarvuist proffets.

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//Above: Unt-macklefenty.//