====== Erbunty ====== {{:erbunty.jpg|}} The official [[Tarvunian]] atlas, in which [[Tarvunia]] lies at the epicentre of Earth, or '[[Erbu]]'. The first edition of the Erbunty is credited to Sir Richard Foylylyes (1652-1713), a British land-owner, and champion young magician, who spent fifteen years travelling the globe, before he drew up his atlas. Foylylyes was a devout [[Tarvuist]], and travelled with his own mini [[chabernackle]] made of pig skin, which he would drape over himself on Tuesdays, Thursdays, Sundays and high holidays. Foylylyes was a famous womaniser, and sadly died while making love to his two mistresses, when, in a freak accident, the ceiling above him collapsed, flattening him and his wenches. He was survived by his half wifemunty, Lady Dlii Foylylyes, and his two-thirds wifemunty, Elxbethini.